I’m very over seeing Gen Z’s / fringe millennials butt cheeks hang out in public. Praise be that denim diapers are out and knee-length denim shorts are in. Not only are they more comfortable and cooler, but also more hygienic. I don’t know about you, but as the weather warms I start to think about what girl’s bare derrière has grazed a bar stool or Uber seat ahead of mine and it weirds me out. So do us all a favor and retire the short shorts this season for an elevated bermuda style.
